Welcome to the grim beginning of the end, your normal life is now over.
“christoph was cute in inglourious basterds but now-“
no wrongn
christoph is always cute
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3 hours ago
Inglourious Basterds | Colonel Hans Landa
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3 hours ago
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
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4 hours ago
we should have a “where are they now” for bloggers who’ve deleted
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4 hours ago
send me an emoticon (ノ°ο°)ノ
| - (✿◠‿◠) — you’re cute |
| - (◡‿◡✿) — you make me happy |
| - \ (•◡•) / — i like your blog |
| - (¬‿¬) — can i touch you |
| - ƪ(♥ε♥)ʃ — can i marry you |
| - (╥﹏╥) — i wish we talked |
| - (っ◕‿◕)っ ♥ — i wanna hug you |
| - 凸(¬‿¬) — i hate you but i love you |
| - ಠ_ಠ — i don’t like you/your blog |
| - (ﾉ °益°)ﾉ 彡 ┻━┻ — i wanna kick you in the nuts |
| - (^(エ)^) — I wish you were a bear |
| - (^._.^)ﾉ — Be my cat |
| - (；ﾟ(OO)ﾟ) — you are a pig |
| - (¬_¬)ﾉ — I don't care about you |
| - (ಥ_ಥ) — you make wanna cry |
| - ヘ（。□°）ヘ — I'm getting crazy because of your stupid blog |
| - ｡･ﾟﾟ･(>д<)･ﾟﾟ･｡ — I cry like a baby |
| -（=｀〜´=）— i think you are an attention seeking dumbass |
| - ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ — i'm scared of you |
| - (ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc) — I want you to kiss me on the cheek |
| - (╯°Д°）╯︵/(.□ . \) — you should stop or i'll flip you around |
| - (●ゝω)ノヽ(∀＜●) — hi five |
| - ヾ（*⌒ヮ⌒*）ゞ — the music you post makes me happy/ wanna dance |
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5 hours ago
coolasf0lk asked: also remember to "thank the academy" and i'll apologise to leonardo dicaprio that i got an oscar before him heheheheheheh
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Ooohh that’s gonna be a burn on the old sport!
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8 hours ago
Man sucht Frau - Christoph is taking care of a baby.
Sweet daddy babystoph yeah.
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14 hours ago
And my little anon, come back and supply me with more clues please.
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14 hours ago
